Reindeer Cars

Riddle Me This...

  It's Christmas time you’re driving around, doing dome holiday shopping, picking up your Christmas tree, sleeping with your mistress, or whatever you may do and you see those people who are WAY too into the Christmas season. You know, the ones that put the stupid reindeer costume on their car, probably the same people that have those blow up Santa's or snow globes that EVERYONE wants to take a knife up to and pop the damn thing.

The Reindeer costume for a car is like putting a tutu on your male dog. You are disrespecting your car to the fullest. Every car has an identity whether you think so or not, and by dressing your car up you are ruining the identity! If you want to do something nice for your car give it a nice set of rims or some window tints, you know something that will last for the car's life, not something you will remove only to place back on 12 months later.

Now the exception to this reindeer rule would be to leave the costume on throughout the year. That is totally acceptable, because now you have not changed your car's identity; you have actually given it one.

So next time you think of dressing your car up for a couple of days or the holiday season, remember car's have feelings too. And why must you crazy holiday people dress your cars up like reindeer? The world may never know!

Until Next Time,

LMONEZ