Reindeer Cars

Riddle Me This...

  It's Christmas time you’re driving around, doing dome holiday shopping, picking up your Christmas tree, sleeping with your mistress, or whatever you may do and you see those people who are WAY too into the Christmas season. You know, the ones that put the stupid reindeer costume on their car, probably the same people that have those blow up Santa's or snow globes that EVERYONE wants to take a knife up to and pop the damn thing.

The Reindeer costume for a car is like putting a tutu on your male dog. You are disrespecting your car to the fullest. Every car has an identity whether you think so or not, and by dressing your car up you are ruining the identity! If you want to do something nice for your car give it a nice set of rims or some window tints, you know something that will last for the car's life, not something you will remove only to place back on 12 months later.

Now the exception to this reindeer rule would be to leave the costume on throughout the year. That is totally acceptable, because now you have not changed your car's identity; you have actually given it one.

So next time you think of dressing your car up for a couple of days or the holiday season, remember car's have feelings too. And why must you crazy holiday people dress your cars up like reindeer? The world may never know!

Until Next Time,

LMONEZ

UHAUL TRUCKS

Riddle Me This...

  I hate it when I'm driving down the highway, you know, going normal speed concentrating on the road and everything, and I see a stupid U-Haul truck. I mean like really why do you have to drive those. If anything I really think U-Haul should be ashamed of their selves.

Now the U-Haul concept is a great thing, you pack up your stuff move it into the truck and transport it where it needs to go. But U-Haul took it to the next level, they made their truck not only great for the driver but they also make it great for the other cars on the road. The reason for this is that every car has a fact about a state on it. So while the driver is enjoying transporting his belongings, the observer can learn a new fact, and enjoy their time on the road. See what I mean in this image below:

Now you probably thought the beginning of this was about me hating U-Haul, well it is. I hate U-Haul because these trucks are so distracting. No matter when I see one while driving I want to read the fact, this makes me takes my eyes off of the road and lose concentration for a hot second. This has never led to an accident, but I believe in the future it could. The world may never know!

Until Next Time,

  LMONEZ

Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

Riddle Me This....

  Have you ever been driving in your car and all of a sudden you look in your passenger side mirror and see the words Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear?... Well I sure have, and you know what it confused the shit out of me. What does that even mean? If the objects are appearing than how can they be closer then they appear?

So after careful consideration and a strenuous headache I realized what it meant. When you take a nice look out the passenger side and see a car in the mirror it looks further away than it actually is. The car (in the mirror) is closer to you than you think.

Now after I realized this and jotted down some notes (in my brain), I took a look out the driver side window to look at the mirror. When I looked out it I saw nothing on the mirror. So what does that mean exactly? Are the 'objects' in that mirror in fact the same distance as they appear? Are they further? The world may never know!

Until Next Time,

LMONEZ