Hello Kitty

Riddle Me This…
What the hell is the deal with Hello Kitty? Seriously why are so many people overly obsessed with this cat figure? How did she come about and when is this obsession going to go away? This little Asian figure is legit everywhere and unfortunately doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon.

Before criticizing Hello Kitty I decided to pull up the most reliable source on the internet, Wikipedia, to find out a little information about her.  I thought maybe the bitch had a TV show or something back in the day and that was how she became popular, but nope the puss started out on a coin purse by some Japanese guy. She even has a whole story behind her and it’s a ridiculous one (such as “Her height is described as five apples and her weight as three apples”), check it out… actually don’t it was a waste of my time, and I will never get that time back.

In almost every mall I go to there is a whole entire store dedicated to Hello Kitty memorabilia which includes dolls, bags, phone accessories, ect. If you are over the age of 10 and are seen in this store you should automatically be shunned or sent to Cuba. Like seriously WTF, at least characters such as SpongeBob or Winnie the Pooh were based off a TV shows and books. Hello Kitty is based off absolutely nothing and when she came to the United States in 1976 we should have sent it right back to Asia, and if you ask me she has been here 36 years to long. So when will this stupid cat disappear? The world may never know?
Until Next Time,
LMONEZ