Toy Dogs

Riddle Me This…
What is the point of owning a toy dog? And by toy I don’t mean something like a child’s toy. In fact I don’t even mean the specific registered toy breeds.  However most of the “toy dogs” I am talking about do fit the standard AKC guidelines for toy dogs.

The reality is that some people find it okay to treat everyday like it is Halloween. Your dog does not want to wear those stupid dresses or a costume, that’s why when you put them on the dog it bites them and tries to get them off. Fact: Dogs do not need sunglasses.  Also your dog does not need to go everywhere with you, just because your dog is in a purse does not mean you can bring it INSIDE a restaurant. 1. That is unsanitary and 2. Its rude to the people who are trying to enjoy their meal, and instead end up spending their meal staring at you wondering how many times your mother dropped you on your head as a baby. The only acceptable time to bring your dog to a restaurant is if it is outdoors!

Another thing that pisses me off is when you bring your dog on an airplane. If you keep it under the seat and in the bag the whole time then by all means bring the pooch. What gets me though is when people take their dog out in the airport or on the plane and let it walk around.  If someone is allergic to peanuts on Jet Blue they will not serve them on to anyone on the flight, but what if someone is allergic to dogs? (the answer is the could carless and let the dog on anyway). The reason this probably bothers me is because of this one time I was at the airport and our flight was a little delayed  and this crazy lady took her dog out and let it shit  all over the floor, my friend used her camera to take a video of the after math which you can see below.  It was disgusting, it made the whole airport smell! The lady then continued to talk about how she fed the dog some chicken before she got there, like seriously lady? WTF!! To Sadie’s owner if you see this, you ruined the whole dog in the airport situation, Shame on you!

Pet stores are just adding to this madness. Why is it necessary to sell dog strollers? Seriously if I see you walking your dog around in a stroller, I am most likely going to stick my foot out and trip you. Dogs have legs for a reason, to walk. Dogs need exercise they do not need to be pushed around in a stroller (or attached the back of your bike like a toddler).  The exception to this rule is of course injured dogs, but honestly I have never seen an injured dog in a stroller. Dogs are animals!

I love my dog more than you could imagine, and that is exactly why I do not torture her on the reg. I mean don’t get me wrong every now and then I’ll throw a nice little t-shirt on for a picture, but once the picture is snapped, that shirt is off. Feel free to throw a sweater on here and there or what not, but some people take it WAY to far, to an unnecessary level that makes the owner and dog look like an ass. Honestly how would you feel if you were forced into a purse, made to wear an ugly ass outfit, and ridiculed by 99% of people? So don’t be that 1%, Occupy Toy dogs!! Will the dogs be saved from this misfortune? And will people begin to follow proper dog etiquette? The world may never know.
UNTIL NEXT TIME,
LMONEZ

Hello Kitty

Riddle Me This…
What the hell is the deal with Hello Kitty? Seriously why are so many people overly obsessed with this cat figure? How did she come about and when is this obsession going to go away? This little Asian figure is legit everywhere and unfortunately doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon.

Before criticizing Hello Kitty I decided to pull up the most reliable source on the internet, Wikipedia, to find out a little information about her.  I thought maybe the bitch had a TV show or something back in the day and that was how she became popular, but nope the puss started out on a coin purse by some Japanese guy. She even has a whole story behind her and it’s a ridiculous one (such as “Her height is described as five apples and her weight as three apples”), check it out… actually don’t it was a waste of my time, and I will never get that time back.

In almost every mall I go to there is a whole entire store dedicated to Hello Kitty memorabilia which includes dolls, bags, phone accessories, ect. If you are over the age of 10 and are seen in this store you should automatically be shunned or sent to Cuba. Like seriously WTF, at least characters such as SpongeBob or Winnie the Pooh were based off a TV shows and books. Hello Kitty is based off absolutely nothing and when she came to the United States in 1976 we should have sent it right back to Asia, and if you ask me she has been here 36 years to long. So when will this stupid cat disappear? The world may never know?
Until Next Time,
LMONEZ